Thrawn Rickle 64
Beam me up, Scotty!
© 2003 Williscroft
In all the episodes of the original “Star Trek” series, not once did Captain Kirk actually use the words: “Beam me up, Scotty!” It might be interesting to examine not only why he never said this, but also why he never could have said it.
Although not completely obvious when we examine something, we really are interpreting the pattern of reflected photons from the object as they fall on the retina of each eye. The process is incredibly complicated—so much so, in fact, that computer scientists have not yet learned how to program even a super computer to simulate this with any accuracy or fidelity.
a wall, for example. Photons from the sun, which is our light source,
reflect—“bounce”—off the wall and fall on our retinas, so that we
perceive an image of the wall. If we mentally substitute tennis balls for
photons, we can build a mental image of what is happening. A tennis serving
gun that shoots balls at the wall will be our “light” source. By
appropriately aiming the gun and observing which balls bounce back and which
don’t, and also by observing the pattern of the returning balls, we can
quite accurately measure the size, distance, and even other gross
characteristics of the wall.
a raised pattern on the wall face consisting of components smaller than the
tennis balls. By observing the ball dispersal pattern, we can deduce that
there is some kind of raised pattern on the wall, but will be unable to
determine any of its details.
This analogy is not perfect, because photons act in strange ways depending on how they are being used and on how they are being interpreted. Sometimes they act as waves instead of particles, and this confuses things, but for this discussion we will keep to just the particle character of photons.
we substitute something smaller for the tennis balls, marble-sized balls for
example, then we can reexamine the wall, deducing its finer details. It may
also become necessary to fire the balls with more energy in order to get them
to bounce back with appropriate information. As the smaller balls hit the
raised pattern elements on the wall, how they bounce back will give us much
more detailed information about this pattern than we could surmise from the
larger tennis balls. Continuing the analogy, as the detail we wish to examine
gets smaller, we use ever smaller more energetic balls to conduct the
examination. Eventually, the balls we fire at the wall begin to damage the
very structure we are attempting to examine, as the bee bees chip away at the
The point here is that no matter what we wish to examine, and now we step out of the analogy back into the real world, and no matter what we choose as our examining particle, sooner or later one of two things happens. Either the particle is too large to do the job any more, or the particle is too energetic, so that it disturbs, or even worse, destroys whatever is being examined.
The key point here is that sooner or later this will always happen.
Much that we wish to examine is on the atomic scale or even sub-atomic scale. Photons quickly become useless. Electrons work for a while, but they soon also become useless. In fact, sooner or later, all known particles become useless as observing devices. Eventually, when you use an appropriate particle to determine the specific location of another particle, you so completely disrupt the motion of that particle that you have absolutely no idea what its momentum is—or put another way, when it was there. Conversely, if you use an appropriate particle to determine the exact momentum of another particle, then you lose all information about its location.
von Heisenberg was the first scientist to quantify this information into what
is now commonly known as the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. In effect, the
exact simultaneous position and momentum of any specific atomic or sub-atomic
particle is forever unavailable. It’s just part of how our Universe is.
Now back to Kirk and Scotty.
For the transporter to work, it must measure the exact position and momentum of every single atom in the object to be transported so it can transmit that information to the receiving site for reconstruction. It must make a precise template, and—as we have seen—that is forever impossible.
And that’s the real reason why Kirk never said it, because Scotty can’t do it!